My Mother works in the doctors i go to as a secretary,How can i go about going on the pill without her knowing? Would i be able to go to a different doctors to get it prescribed to me? Or will it all go on file in my family doctors place anyway??!! Please help...xxx |
Hi Jodie,
It may be a good idea to go to your local family planning clinic who will not tell your mum or your family doctor. You don't even have to give your real name if you don't want to, but you should always answer the health related questions they ask you properly, for example when they ask if when your last period was and family health history etc. You can find your local family planning clinic by going to: - www.fpa.org.uk/Findaclinic
Even though she would ask you endless questions, it still may be a good idea to talk to your mum. Its always good to have someone to talk to about 'woman' things. Once shes got over the initial questioning she may be absolutely fine with it.
I hope this helps
Take care
Robin |
How do I dress as a "sexy secretary"?? I have a fancy dress coming up and I have to dress as a sexy secretary... but I have no idea what to wear!!
Help?!!
xxx |
Black pencil skirt.
White button-up dress shirt.
Black heels.
Chopsticks in hair.
Glasses. |
Some wierd stuff thats funny but true xxx yes or no xxx? The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. |
| Well I sure have learnt something new today. |
OK following on from the "sexy secretary" ideas... has anyone got any pics or tips on how to do a good bun?! Just some ideas on how to get the look we're going for here!!1
Cheers :o)
And thanks for the clothes ideas, I'm going shopping (hunting?!!) this evening lol
xxx |
| well... if i had to do a sexy bun then it would have to be some what loose and not so tight to the head. also, you should have pieces coming down a long your face so it gives illusions. maybe curl the pieces with a ticker curling iron so it dosent look so curly but yet sexy. goodluck |
Affairs xx may have posted before xxx funny or not xxx? A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her):
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18-year-old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him):
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18-year-old toy boy. You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. |
Hi Chris, Oh my GOD wife is a Bi-sexal... Hahahahaha...
The Laugh is on Husband!!! Not bad.
Lol Lol
A Friend.
poppy1 |
Affair worth a try xxx funny or not xxx? A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had s*x all afternoon."
"You lying b**tard!
You've been playing golf!" |
| Enjoyed that one. Thank god all married men are not like that. hehehe |
Church xxx funny or not xxx? A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church
and says to the Secretary, "I would like to join this damn
church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I
must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" I'm very
sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this Church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's
study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that
the secretary does not have to listen to that foul
language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old
geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200
million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn
church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a
hard time?" |
| very good that must be 1 of ur best pmsl 10/10 |
Help with my fancy dress outfit? ten points :) xxx? my friends having a fancy dress party for her 16th, the theme is 'pimps and hoes' i need to find an outit for it. not in a rude way but im not to happy about the theme because were like sixteen :L but its her day and im not going to spoil it so can you guys help me find an outit for her party, i was thinking a school girl/secretary, nurse, anything but not an army girl (the birthday girl is going as that)
could you guys give me ideas and links. thankyouuu :D xxxx |
| you could go as a school teacher, but take a whip ? xx <3 |
May have posted this one before but still makes me laugh xxxmaths xxx funny or true xx? To My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please do not be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table. |
That got people's heads turning to see what I was laughing at!
That is easily one of the best jokes I have seen on here, or even heard, for a very long time.
Thank you! |
Does any one know any good admin recruitment Websites? I'm looking for websites the are for secretaries, administrators and clerical work. Preferably in Lincolnshire but any national based ones will do. I kinda need to find a new job sharpish.
Any help would be greatly received. xxx |
| They're all more or less the same. I myself used Monster when I was looking for work. Reed.co.uk is another one. There's always the job centre web site as well. |