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Are the asses in *** parade for Real? I believe they're manipulated by special lens to make 'em round and big.? Are those asses in *** parade site for Real? I believe they are manipulated by special lens to make them appear round and big except for the asses of alexis texas, vida guerra, olivia o'lovely whose asses are really that big, huge and round. I've seen them personally. But for others, Can we believe our eyes? Can we believe what we see in that site? Are they really big and round asses or they are manipulated? | | You shouldn't be looking at that stuff young man, it poisons your mind. I know it's pretty, but you need to stop. | Are there any one who knows about photography and its techniques? Are the asses in *** parade for real? Are the asses in *** parade website for real? Or those asses are manipulated by special lens or photographic effects to make those asses big, huge and round? I believe they are manipulated by special photographic effect and lens to make them big, huge and round except for the asses of alexis texas, vida guerra and olivia o'lovely because they're for real. But for the other women, Am I right in saying they're asses are manipulated? Are there any photographic expert here who can answer my questions? Thank you | | I think you are obsessed with the manipulation of asses. I'm not going to look at the website. | Is body fat being mistaken for a 'big butt'? I've noticed many women parading their asses around in guise of "A big booty" when in reality its simply due to being overweight/large. Are curvy, round and beautiful assess being overshadowed (not literally) by fat women with big butts?
I wonder what guys think when being having a fat *** revealed to them only to find a huge, stretch marked cellulite ridden "booty".
Are some girls fat butts being mistaken for naturally big ones. | | It's not just asses, believe me! I'm a curvy girl (NOT fat, I just have a hourglass figure and go in and out in all the right places) and I'm fed up of overweight people calling themselves curvy because it means us REAL curvy girls can't refer to ourselves as curvy, for fear of being mistaken as obese. It's so annoying. Just get over the fact that you are fat and call yourself fat. Because it's not fair on the rest of us!! | Brother Girlfriend Problem? okay brotha is 18 the girl is 16 or 17.she don't have no job no car but a big *** bossy mouth.one day they went to the parade at night and my brotha wanted to go home but the girl wanted to see some got damn firework so he stayed and he got his car mess up because she wamted to see fireworks. i wanted to beat her *** but i didn't cause my brotha ask me not to. so he don't have no car and a few week later the girl call him up and say that they should be seperated for a while and see if they can get back together.while they're SEPERATED she talking to this other guy and my brotha being a straight up jack *** and won't believe me what shall i do to the girl. | | how old are U and secand thing he is your brother U are not his mom so let him make his own expire ans he will come out of this **** himself I want to have a sister like U:) | Okay..Remix to Airplanes...Take a look?!? The lyrics have been changed to represent my cousin and I's crazy *** fbi run in night. David stone is the leader of a militia...his wife tattled on him..so uhm yea positive input?
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
[B.o.B:]
Dreamin... I Fallin...
Yeah
Lets pretend like its 2010, like I'm running with cat **** in my hand
Trying to escape the helicopter coming my way
Hoping for a hiding place, to win this chase
Now lets pretend like I'm on the run
And when the cat **** drops everybody goes insane (Ok)
And everybody know my name
And everywhere I go people wanna hear my story
Oh yea and I just dropped the cat ****
The fbi came zooming at us from the sky
Thinking we’re part of the militia we start to hide
And then the cops come just to top it all off
And lets pretend like they call me the leader
Selling out guns from my big *** car
And everybody hated me and no one ever loved
Lets try to use our pot to stay above
[Refrain: Hayley Williams]
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
[B.o.B:]
Ok, let's pretend like this never happened
Like I never threw the cat **** at the neighbors
Like I didn't get caught by the fbi
Like I never use to runaway from the cops in the blackness
Now lets pretend like it was all-good
Like I didn't live starring at the neighbors r.v.
Like I did the things I probably knew I should
But I didn't have maybes that's why they call it boonies
Now lets pretend like I aint got a name
Before they ever called me m.m. or a.k.a Michigan leader eh’
im talking Before the fbi was after the militia playing their game
Before I was running away
Before they once compared me to Stone
Before I ever caught by the cia
Before they ever noticed my race
So let's just pretend and make members out of the gays
[Chorus - Hayley Williams]
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
And it seems like yesterday it was just a dream, but its memories)
[Eminem:]
Lets pretend David Stone never picked up a gun
Lets pretend things would have been no diff-er-ent,
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation,
Pretend he just made war with all of his friends
Make it blow with the wind, David you're NEVER gonna make it
makes no sense to hate the government aint no way that’ll you win
Pretend he just stayed inside all day and play with his guns
Pretend he even had a gun to say was his gun
And it wasnt time to move to a house no changing again
He wasnt socially awakard and just strange as a guy
He had a brother and his wife wasnt crazy as sh-t
And he never dreamed he could cause such mayhem hes crazy as ****
F-ck a the government im the new ****
You’re doing this for **** you’re gonna get caught by the cops
You need to get ya cranium check you’re thinking like an alien
It just aint realistic
Now pretend they aint just make him angry with this sh-t
And there was no one he could even aim when hes pissed with
And F.b.i alarms went off and woke him but he didn't make it
To the militia parade
Slept through hid ride and he missed it
Hes gonna have a hard time explaining to Hutaree militia this helicopter and cop ****
Cause he never risked sh-t he hoped and he wished it
Now that he stopped his wishing his wife is dissin
F.b.i alarms went off and woke him but he didn't make it
To the militia parade
Slept through hid ride and he missed it
[Refrain: Hayley Williams]
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now)
Can we pretend that helicopters
In the night sky
Are like ufo’s
I could really use a gun right now (gun right now, gun right now) | | OMG you wrote it all by yourself. LOVE IT MAN! Sweet, sweet memories that we will tell our guyren about. The FBI wayyy overdid that but at least we had some fun running around out there and seeing that hot state cop. LOL i'm so glad we didn't actually put the cat crap in the box when the copter light was shining down because you can get charged a lot for messing with peoples mailboxes. Stoop Hutaree...I remember seeing the leader at some school football games a while back. xD I need to write a poem about it too..get it all out. Great job with this. | Johnathan Toews is a *** ? So after the parade ended i followed the blackhawks to the Hyatt to get some pictures,autographs and handshakes. A few players gave me handshakes; Boyton gave me a autograph and Johnathan Toews was next to walk out. And i ask him for a autograph and he just smirked at me..... I was the only fan their and the only one to ask for a autograph. Then he comes back and takes 8 beers with him and say get the f out of my way. I just came from Poland for a few weeks and I'm a big blackhawks fan forever so he just broke my idea of him as a nice person. And to be honest i'm only 14 and he really was a ***......... | | I highly doubt that was the case. I've met Toews and he was very friendly when I met him. Not to mention all the Hawks players have been very accomodating of their fans since winning the cup. They say this is the most public that the cup has ever been as the players have been bringing it all around the city. I've followed where they've been through twitter and have seen them at several different bars. They even let me and several other fans drink from the cup. I don't know who you met, but every Hawks player I've seen has been very friendly and accomodating to their fans signing autographs and taking pictures. | Perfect party playlist. Needs to include...:? bad@ss hiphop/ rap (and i want dancing not stupid Sh*t like crank that soulja boy, more along the lines of 50 cent swizz beats or lil jon but i got enough of them), a little R&B/ soul (Slow songs), Rock (not hardcore screamo. i want good pump up not sad cut ur wrists sh*t) and VERY LITTLE alternative(I dont wwant some all time low or mayday parade more like earlier alternative thats funner to listen too EX. fat lip sum 41) i want AS MANY OPINIONS AS POSSIBLE!. dudes and chicks im throwin a crazy *** party almost a warehouse but not as big. doesnt have to be guyren appropriate. and if possible song names and artists not just artists. Thanks Most variety gets best answer | hope you like most of them:)
"good girls go bad"- Cobra Starship
"soundtrack 2 my life"- guy cudi
"best i ever had"- drake
"whatcha say"- jason derulo
"echo"- gorilla zoe
"freaxxx"- brokencyde<----has screamo but is good to dance to
"hot mess"- cobra starship
"one more time"- Daft punk
"shooting star"- david rush ft LMFAO, pitbull & kevin rudolf
"electric ghosts"- electric valentine
"lollipop"- framing hanley
"young"- hollywood undead
"it was a good day"- ice cube
"bed"- j holiday
"forever young"- Jay-z
"down"- jay sean
"use somebody"- kings of leon
"poker face"- lady gaga(jody den broeder remix)
"new divide"- linking park
"yes"- LMFAO
"tainted love"- marilyn manson
"somebody's watching me"- mysto & pizzi<--- lol geico song, but awesome for a party
"im at war"- sean kingston
"so fine"-sean paul
"midnight movie"- the secret handshake
"best of me"- sum 41
"richman"- 3OH!3 | Have you heard or read this - Rules for the Non-Military - sent to me by a veteran? Rules for the Non-Military - sent to me by a veteran
Am forwarding this on because I agree those who served our country in military deserve our respect and support.
... and I don't want my butt kicked for not forwarding it. (this is one internet threat that I choose to respect)
*Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the Military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.
Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ***.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ***.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these
Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ***.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces', collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old - Now, it will only make you look stupid and Get your *** kicked.
5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a Pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ***-kicking (guyren are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ***.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ***-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a Veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our
Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get Your *** kicked.
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could - kick your ***!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can - go kick their ***!
11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc.., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your *** kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's *** kicked..'
*'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the Freedom of the press.'
'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'
'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'
'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the Protester to burn the flag..'
ONE LAST THING:
If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your *** kicked!!!!
I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my *** kicked.
Arnie Handschke | | Love it! Consider your a** safe from coming in contact with my Bellvilles. | You know your from upstate NY when.....? 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
2. "Vacation" means going to Syracuse for the weekend
3. You measure distance in hours
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren't used to the heat
7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked
10. One of your neighbors constantly has bonfires
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the supermarket at any given time
13. Your idea of a huge party is one with lots of cheap beer and some people you go to school with
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow
15. You think sexy lingerie is silk pajamas from wal-mart
16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, cold, construction
17. It takes you 2 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town
18. At least 6 people that you see a day have beards and stains on the front of their shirt
19. Cows are just part of the scenery
20. You or someone you know has a car that sounds like a big truck and can barely make it 20 miles yet no one says anything about it.
21. At least fives times in your normal travel day you will pass or be passed by a beat-up, old *** car that has had an attempted pimping out, such as a brand new oversized spoiler on a rust covered trunk, spinning HUBCABS, or everyones favorite, the performance exhaust on a car running on barely three cylinders.
22. You know that the phrase, "Goin up ta," applies to going north, south, east, or west, up or down in elevation, and pretty much any other way you can travel.
23. The smell of freshly spread cow manure doesn't bother you.
24. Its perfectly normal for your life's aspirations to be working for the county.
25. Getting "dressed up" means tucking your shirt into your jeans and putting on clean work boots.
26. Holloween costumes are always designed around a snowsuit and winter boots.
27. You appreciate the delicacy known as Croghan Bologna, and serve it at all social gatherings.
28. On the same platter as the Croghan Bologna is a selection of flavored cheese curd, which you also love.
29. You know damn well that the verizon guy didn't walk through your town going, "can you her me now" because reception is, at best, limited.
30. Your proud of your redneck-ness and where your from.
31. You can name everyone you graduated with.
32. You know what 4-H is.
33. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
34. You used to drag "main."
35. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
36. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
37. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
38. School gets canceled for a sports team going toState
39. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.
40. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.
41. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
42. You still go home for Homecoming.
43. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
44. You had a senior skip day.
45. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
46. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
47. Your car is always filthy from the dirt roads.
48. You think that guys who ride skateboards are weird.
49. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
50. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
51. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
52. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
53. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
54. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the Dairy Queen.
55. Weekend excitement involves a trip to RiteAid.
56. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
57. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
59. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
60. The local phone book has only one yellow page.
61. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the
cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
62. You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
63. You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
64. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to
people where you're from.
65. Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
66. The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
67. When somebody says "Thats billy fucillo HUGE" you know exactly what they are talking about
68. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to everyone in your address book, which is actually half your town | I'm from Ontario so I can relate to most of this.
It's HUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEE -UH
I bet you have some Canadian coins in your change somewhere. | THE DEVIL NEVER SLEEPS MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH A DILLLEMA FIRST OFALL MY FRIEND AND HER HUSBAND ARE THE MOST UNDERSTANDIING GIVING PEOPLEI. MY FRIENDS FATHER WAS IL FOR A FEW WEEKS AND MY FRIENDS SISTER LIVES WITH THE FATHER 2 HOURS AWAY WELL SHE HAD ENOUGH OF CARING FOR HER FATHER SHE PHONED MY FRIEND AND WAS INVITING HERSELF AND HER 2 KIDS ALONG WITH THE SICK FATHER TO HER HOME MY FRIEND AND HER HUSBAND WELCOMED THEM WITH OPEN ARM AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF THE SISTER NOT HELPING OUT WITH THE FATHER SHE TOOK THIS TIMEI TO GO SHOPPING, HAIR APPOINTMENTS, GOING TO THE BEACH JUST LIVING THE LIFE OF RILEY. ALSO LEFT HER KIDS BEHIND I ASSUMING MY FRIEND CAN CARE. FOR THEM TOO THIS IS WHERE i SEE MY FRIEND FEELING A LITTLE UPSET DUE TO HER NOT BEING ABLE TO TEND TO HER SELF AND HER OWN FAMILY ON TOP OF THESE GUESTS. THE SISTER IS RUNNING AROUND WITH A SEE THROUGH TANK TOP AGREEING WITH MY FRIENDS HUSBAND ON PETTY THINGS (SCORING POINTS) AND ALSO A VERY SLY PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO FLIRTING IN HER VERY INCOGNITO WAY , SHE IS AN INSTIGATOR AND THINKS SHE CAN MAKE MY FRIEND SNAP SO SHE CAN SAY "WHAT DID i DO?" PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS GIRL IS A SNAKE AND THE BIGGEST TRAMP SHE SCREAMS FOR ATTENTION ANS SHE DOES GET IT FOR THE MOST PART. HER PAST IS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT. BOTTOM LINE MY FRIEND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO , SHE DOESN'T WANT TO THROW THEM OUT OR MAKE ANY WAVES BECAUSE IT'S GUARANTEED MY FRIEND WILL BE POINTED OUT AS THE BAD GUY AND CONFLICT IS THE LAST THING SHE WANTS. OK HOW DO WE GET RID OF THE TRAMP AND THE TRIBE THE FATHER IS BETTER BUT EVERY SO OFTEN MY FRIEND GETS THE CALL THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY AND HERE ARE 2 WEEKS OF HELL FOR MY FRIEND BUSTING HER *** WHILE MISS AMERICA PARADES AROUND TOWN FOR A PIECE OF MEAT. THIS IS NOT A JEALOUSY ISSUE IM ASKING FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO HANDLE THIS CRAZY SISTER. IN A SUTTLE BUT EFFECTIVE MANNER. | | No. I don't. |
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